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Titillate! WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

08 Friday Dec 2017

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E-Read Erotica Reviews: I love a writer who can go from zero-to-nasty in six seconds, in excruciating and luridly vivid detail. It is just filthy and open and sexy and close-up-camera porn and I love it. Unafraid. Downright nasty. Did I just read that? Hardcore textual sex. And then it goes back to sweet and normal in the next paragraph when the dirty deeds are done.

K.C. Cave crosses all her sexual boundaries in this collection of no-holds-barred erotic short stories and flash fiction—lesbian, MF, MMF, solo sex, bondage and boy-on-boy fun. She’s been told that mixing genres in erotic fiction is a no-no—readers are easily squicked when they come across a sexual flavor they don’t like. Really? Squicked by explicit erotica? If that’s true, you’ve been warned. But if you, like K.C., have an open mind (and body!) about all the shades and variations of explicit erotica, settle in and get ready to get titillated! [short fiction, flash fiction, LGBT, oral sex, anal sex, MF sex, male masturbation, bondage, lesbian, squirting, group sex, MMF three-way]

Excerpt:

Mia entered the room, nude but for a shimmer bralette, nearly transparent with floral embroidery and unlined, wireless triangle cups that barely covered her small breasts. Her equally sheer V-string panty had matching floral embroidery on the front. And nothing in the back.

Stepping to the window, she leaned forward and put her hands on her knees. “What a view!” She knew her ass looked fantastic and that, because of the room’s backlighting, her asshole and labia were prominently visible between her ass cheeks. She had rehearsed the move last night and still had the footage in her smartphone.

Mia turned and struck a pose. “Like?”

Mike and Randy gaped, their trousers bulging.

Not waiting for an answer, she dropped to her knees and fished Mike’s cock out of his trousers. “I find it’s best to just work through these awkward starts,” she said, looking up at him and stroking his shaft.

To Randy: “Take your clothes off and get on the bed.”

Word count: 11,500

Price: $2.99

Available: Amazon, Apple iTunes, Barnes & Noble, Carnal Pleasures, Carnaltopia, Excitica, Fiction4All, Google Play, Kobo, Smashwords

Sex Machine: WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

15 Friday Sep 2017

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k-c-cave-sex-machine_smallIn book 7 of Alison’s Erotic Adventures, our heroine’s reputation as a sexual athlete catches up to her: Alison is recruited to model for a high-tech sex robot! Her GF, Moriah, is the next sexual dynamo the geeks want to hook up to a bunch of sensors while she masturbates. One problem: She’s a gold star lesbian and a virgin. The computer model requires that she sleeps (ha!) with at least 4 men. What to do? I mean, it’s about advancing science and creating a mechanical sex surrogate to help sexually dysfunctional men. The solution? De-flower Moriah fast. Alison makes Moriah the main attraction at a bachelor’s party. Problem solved!

E-Read Erotica Reviews: Deliciously pervy, wonderfully raw, and blatantly sexual.

Excerpt:

A thin line of yellow streaked the horizon, backlighting the high rises spread out below them. It was still night in the harbor. Alison yanked the T-shirt off Moriah and positioned her facing the overlook’s low stone wall and the glittering panorama below. In minutes the sun would peek out from behind the buildings and bathe the overlook in light. Running her hands over her girlfriend’s nude body, she pulled her closer. Then she reached into her backpack and glommed a fingertip with Vaseline. “Blossom your buttocks.”

Moriah bent her knees and jutted her ass. Alison swirled the cool jelly on Moriah’s anus and pushed a finger past the sphincter to the second knuckle. Moriah jerked, her spine straightened and her little breasts jiggled. Alison’s other hand separated Moriah’s pussy lips, swollen and wet. She inserted first one, then two, fingers into Moriah’s tight hole.

“Fuck, Allie, what if someone…”

Before Alison could reply, morning light illuminated Moriah’s forehead. Alison fucked her from both sides, the heel of her hand grinding into her clit, while her other hand cupped her ass as it assaulted her asshole. The sunlight crept down Moriah’s face, illuminating her look of impending ecstasy like a saint in a medieval tapestry. Eyes closed, her breath came in hot, short spurts as her orgasm built. Moriah was nearly fully aroused and awake. Fluids leaked out of her and down Alison’s wrist. Alison’s thrusts made squelching noises as Moriah’s cunt muscles clenched tighter around her fingers. Alison alternated the pussy thrusts with the index finger deep in her rectum.

Alison whispered in her ear. “I don’t know this for a fact, but safe to say people down there with binoculars and telescopes are watching me finger-fuck you.” Moriah groaned, helpless and in thrall. “With the right magnification, I’m sure some rich pervert in his penthouse apartment is watching your little tits jiggle. He can see your hard nipples and your swollen, wet cunt glistening in the light while he’s beating off. Anyone who cares to look can see my little slut getting it in both her holes.”

Alison pulled out of her pussy and circled Moriah’s clit with two fingertips, spreading her wetness to the outer regions of her pussy and thighs. Her pubic hair, long and untrimmed, was sodden and matted. Moriah’s clit burned under the pressure. Her hips bucked as she fucked herself on Alison’s finger deep in her asshole.

Pussy musk filled Alison’s nostrils. She marveled at Moriah’s hard, lean body, now bathed in morning sunlight, her back arched, her knees spread, her cunt glowing in the bright morning sun. Her erect nipples atop her small breasts pointed up to the cloudless sky. As Alison’s fingers strummed her clit, fast and furiously, Moriah came, hips jerking, crying out as her release surged up to her head and down her back to Alison’s hand enveloping her ass. She surrendered to the delight as her orgasm shook her, shooting down her spine like a jolt of electricity.

Alison heard voices.

Word count: 7,800

Price: $2.99

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The XXX Weekends, WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

28 Friday Jul 2017

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KC CAVE - The XXX Weekends JPG smallJunie placed her curled fist in Melanie’s outstretched hand. “Remember your promise?” Junie whispered. Tendrils of arousal blossomed in the pit of Melanie’s belly. Melanie had her price, though: She wanted a weekend alone with Michael, Junie’s caged husband. And Junie had her requirement: Melanie must sleep with her black bull to prepare her for the women’s XXX weekend in D.C., where they would celebrate the legalization of gay marriage on a pretend honeymoon. [MF, FF, romantic, fisting, squirting, interracial, big black cock, cuckold]

E-Read Erotica Reviews: Creatively hot, oozing with sexual tension and desire, this book is a masterfully written slice of pure, seething desire and lesbian lust. A let’s pretend trip between two women to Washington DC leads to one of them discovering her absolute limits of her passion and how far they can be stretched, only to have her inhibitions broken and a torrent of emotion unleashed. Not to be missed, and an incredible entry in this red-hot series.

Excerpt:

“You’re going to be my wife, Melanie. For two whole glorious days. We’re going to go on our honeymoon. We’re going to parade around town, arm in arm, holding each other tight, smooching and cooing.”

Melanie stiffened. “I am not a lesbian.”

“No! Neither am I! We’ll pretend! It’ll be fun.”

“Junie, I can’t strut around Boston…”

“I didn’t say here.”

“Where?”

“In D.C. I’ll be at a conference at the Library of Congress that ends Friday at five. I’ll pick you up at Union Station at six forty-five. I’ve got reservations at a great little boutique hotel just off Dupont Circle.”

“I see.”

“Think of it. Two hot chicks dressed to kill, hanging off each other. D.C. is so straight-laced and self-important. We’ll stand out, but in a nice way. We’ll make a splash wherever we go. People will nudge each other and say, Look at those hot lesbians! On Saturday, I’ve got tickets for the ballet at the Kennedy Center. I’ll buy you a drink at intermission. Well, actually, the whole weekend is on me.”

“Then back to our room for the main event?”

Junie smiled. “One of the main events. You don’t know this about me, but I need sex every day. If I don’t have a man, I have to … you know. My sex drive just doesn’t let up. If I go more than twelve hours without an orgasm, I get snappish and moody.” Her eyes lit up. “I want to find out if sleeping a woman will be as satisfying as sleeping with a man. I think so, but I want to know for sure. Think about it, Melanie. After a weekend of sleeping with Michael, topped off by an afternoon with my bull, wouldn’t you like to find out if sleeping with me is enough? Melanie?”

Melanie had closed her eyes. Tendrils of arousal blossomed in the pit of her belly. Heat spread across her chest and down her softly sloped stomach. Warmth flooded her abdomen, soaking her panties.

Before she could say anything, the waiter arrived with the bill.

“How exciting is it, Melanie? Tell me.”

“I’m soaked.”

Junie craned her neck to survey the dining room and leaned back in her chair. “Go to the ladies room. I’ll follow in two minutes.”

“Junie!”

“We can do this. I know this place. The handicapped stall. Take off those wet panties and wait for me. Don’t argue. Go.”

Melanie started to say something, but stopped. Without a glance toward Junie, she picked up her purse and walked to the ladies room.

Junie checked her phone for messages, found none, and followed her.

Heat level: Scorching!

Word count: 6,449

Price: $2.99

Available: Amazon, Amazon UK, Smashwords, Nook, Carnal Pleasures, Google Play, iTunes, Lulu, Excitica, A1AdultEbooks

Trans-Sexed by the Buddha! New WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

21 Friday Jul 2017

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Brian wants a change “down there.” Bigger, right? Much to his surprise, meditation does the trick, sort of. Now he’s a girl down below! His roommate doesn’t mind, and gives the new package a daily workout. While his sex life has never been better (the new guy at work takes him every night after the pizza shop where they work closes), Brian worries that he’s feminizing by the day. He’s looking way-too good in jeans! He calls his old friend (no benefits) Stacey, who can’t believe his story. Then she tries meditating and gets trans-sexed! And they become friends with benefits. Five different endings will be sure to satisfy your kink! [sex change, sex swap, mutual masturbation, fantasy sex, MF sex, FF sex, transsexual]

Excerpt:  “I got a question—you a boy or a girl?”

Brian backed up against the counter, hoisted himself up and spread his legs. His eyes held steady on Hank’s. His heart leapt at what was about to happen.

Hank put his hands between Brian’s legs and smiled.

Brian helped him wriggle out of his jeans. “One rule. No kissing,” Brian said, and Hank smiled. His cock sproinged out, hard as porcelain and pointing up at his belly button. It was just about the same size as Brian’s former, unlamented cock—under five inches. Maybe a tad thicker. Cut.

After flinging his pants across the room, Brian spread his knees. Hank grabbed his ankles and hoisted his legs in the air. Brian fell back, knocking a commercial-sized sack of potato chips to the floor. His hips were elevated, and Hank’s cock entered his cunt at a steep angle.

Brian’s breath came in fast pants as Hank’s stiff cock penetrated him. Brian was spread wide for the new guy’s enjoyment. Hank pulled out and dragged his cockhead through Brian’s slick pussy lips, letting the slippery juices coat his cock, then plunged back inside.

Shit, Brian thought while Hank fucked him wild-caveman style, his cock is half the size of Bob’s. But, goddam, it feels so good…Then, the sudden realization: I’m a slut! The first guy who came along and wanted me, got me! And I love it!

 

Length: 8,300 words

Price: $2.99

Available: Amazon, Amazon UK, Smashwords, Timeless Erotica, Kobo, iTunes, Google Play, Fiction4All, Barnes & Noble, Carnaltopia, Excitica

Good news for the elderly: Sex robots in nursing homes

05 Wednesday Jul 2017

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The bad news: You will grow old and decrepit. Then die.

The good? Well, there is no good. Except that maybe you’ll be able to fuck a sex bot (for as long as you can get it up).

“Elderly people living in care homes could soon be enjoying the company of specifically designed sex robots, according to a leading organization in the field,” reported RT (Sex robots could provide therapy and treat loneliness in care homes, July 5). “The freakishly realistic robots could be widely available within the next decade, used not just by fetishists but as a tool for sexual therapy and communication.”

The article cited a new report by the Foundation for Responsible Robotics that called the arrival of sex bots “unstoppable.”

“I can tell you that robots are certainly coming,” said Noel Sharkey, emeritus professor of Robotics and Artificial Intelligence at the University of Sheffield (UK) and co-founder of the FRR. “The concern is that this is going on [and] nobody is talking about it. People snigger about them, but they are actually shipping quite a lot and we are going to see them a lot more.

“They are being proposed for the elderly in care homes, which I think is controversial,” Sharkey added. “If you have severe Alzheimer’s you can’t really tell the difference.”

Before searching for a sex bot on Amazon, be warned: They aren’t cheap, running between $5,000 and $15,000 a pop, “and can be customized by gender, height, and hair and eye color. Advanced models can even include artificial intelligence and respond to human emotions.”

Is there a downside to nursing home sex with a bot? “It’s very sad because it’s going to be a one-way relationship,” Sharkey warned. “If people bond with robots it’s very worrying. You are loving an artifact that can’t love you back, and the best they can do is fake it.”

I’ve never had sex with a robot (not that I’m ruling it out), but when it comes right down to it, robot sex sure sounds like masturbation. As regular readers know, I am pro masturbation. Masturbating with a robot should be a variation on, say, grooving with my Hitachi. Or my forefinger.

If you’re elderly, got Alzheimer’s and still want to get off—what’s the problem? Sex with a robot has to be better than no sex at all.

A final note: The article doesn’t address male sex bots for women. Let’s hope that sex bot designers and researchers will design sex bots that can satisfy women (I’m talking cunnilingus and vaginal penetration, just to be clear). Only fair.

 

 

 

Trans-Sexed by the Buddha! New WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

03 Monday Jul 2017

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New in July: In Trans-Sexed by the Buddha, barely employed pizza shop guy Brian wants a change “down there.” Bigger, right? Much to his surprise, meditation does the trick…sort of. Now he’s a girl down below! His roommate doesn’t mind, and gives the new package a daily workout. While his sex life has never been better (in addition to his roommate, the new guy at work is enjoying him every night after closing), Brian worries that he’s feminizing by the day. He’s looking too good in jeans! He calls his old friend (no benefits) Stacey, who can’t believe his story. Then she tries meditating and gets trans-sexed! And they become friends with benefits. Five different endings will be sure to satisfy your kink! [sex change, sex swap, mutual masturbation, fantasy sex, MF sex, FF sex, transsexual]

Excerpt:

Bob leaned over and squinted. “Where’s your dick? Open your legs.” Instead, Brian sat on the couch, his knees spread.

“What the hell…” Bob said as he peered at Brian’s crotch. “You been taking hormones or something?”

“Fuck, no. I just woke up this morning and found this.”

“Is it a pussy? I mean, for real?”

“Bob, I masturbated for two hours. In-fucking-credible.”

“What about the rest of it? I mean, you got a hole and everything?”

Brian stood, turned around and presented his bare ass. “Let’s find out.”

Bob unbuckled and pushed his jeans down. His seven-inch cock, rock hard, fell out, his fat balls and generous scrotum dangling between his legs. He grabbed Brian’s hips and pushed his cockhead down his crack.

“Make sure you push it in the right hole,” snarled Brian over his shoulder. He was kneeling on the couch facing the wall, his arms braced on the back. “And not too fast. I think I’m a virgin.”

Word count: 8,300

Price: $2.99

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Trans-Sexed by the Buddha! New WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

26 Monday Jun 2017

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New in June: In Trans-Sexed by the Buddha, barely employed pizza shop guy Brian wants a change “down there.” Bigger, right? Much to his surprise, meditation does the trick…sort of. Now he’s a girl down below! His roommate doesn’t mind, and gives the new package a daily workout. While his sex life has never been better (in addition to his roommate, the new guy at work is enjoying him every night after closing), Brian worries that he’s feminizing by the day. He’s looking too good in jeans! He calls his old friend (no benefits) Stacey, who can’t believe his story. Then she tries meditating and gets trans-sexed! And they become friends with benefits. Five different endings will be sure to satisfy your kink! [sex change, sex swap, mutual masturbation, fantasy sex, MF sex, FF sex, transsexual]

Excerpt: Mr. Apple assigned the new guy, Hank, to help Brian close up—sweep the floor and clean the kitchen, get the place ready for the lunch crowd tomorrow. Mr. Apple left ten minutes after eleven, locking the front door behind him as Brian and Hank cleaned up.

Hank’s mop of dark hair fell into one of his eyes. He was medium height, lanky, mid-twenties. Doris the cashier said he looked like Brad Pitt, but that’s what she said about any good-looking guy. He cornered Brian after he heard the front door close.

“I got a question—you a boy or a girl?”

Brian backed up against the counter, hoisted himself up and spread his legs. His eyes held steady on Hank’s. His heart leapt at what was about to happen.

Hank put his hands between Brian’s legs and smiled.

Brian helped him wriggle out of his jeans. “One rule. No kissing,” Brian said, and Hank smiled. His cock sproinged out, hard as porcelain and pointing up at his belly button. It was just about the same size as Brian’s former, unlamented cock—under five inches. Maybe a tad thicker. Cut.

After flinging his pants across the room, Brian spread his knees. Hank grabbed his ankles and hoisted his legs in the air. Brian fell back, knocking a commercial-sized sack of potato chips to the floor. His hips were elevated, and Hank’s cock entered his cunt at a steep angle.

Brian’s breath came in fast pants as Hank’s stiff cock penetrated him. Brian was spread wide for the new guy’s enjoyment. Hank pulled out and dragged his cockhead through Brian’s slick pussy lips, letting the slippery juices coat his cock, then plunged back inside.

Shit, Brian thought while Hank fucked him wild-caveman style, his cock is half the size of Bob’s. But, goddam, it feels so good…Then, the sudden realization: I’m a slut! The first guy who came along and wanted me, got me! And I love it!

Word count: 8,300

Price: $2.99

Available: Amazon, Amazon UK, Smashwords, Timeless Erotica, Kobo, iTunes, Google Play, Fiction4All, Barnes & Noble, Carnaltopia, Excitica

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Welcome to the Club, WTF gay erotica by K.C. Cave

20 Saturday May 2017

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Gay erotica by K.C. Cave

Gay erotica by K.C. Cave

A young man discovers the joy of prostate play. How cool: A new way to orgasm! But if playing with a plastic dildo is fun, what about the real thing? A real cock probing and rubbing his gland? He’s not gay, which is a problem. He sees an ad in an alternative newspaper: “Open membership/Exclusive men’s club/For the adventurous.” A few phone calls later, he’s on the way to an upscale hotel for his initiation into a very special club for men who are straight, professional, “and enjoy the Greek side of things.” His initiation will be an evening of sex and submission to six experienced men. [M/M, anal sex, serial gang bang, gay gang bang, masturbation, fellatio, oral sex]

An excerpt:

In more than ten years of sexual activity, exclusively with girls and women, I never had a really good blow job. Their mouths got tired. I was too big. Or they just didn’t get it and went through the motions. Maybe twice I had been blown to orgasm.

This was different. He took my glans into his mouth and worked it vigorously with his tongue and lips. Clamping a hand on my scrotum to hold my dick in place, he flicked his tongue on my engorged dickhead.

Taking me deeper into his mouth, he swirled his tongue around the head while he sucked harder. What a difference it was getting head from a guy! He teased me gently, slowly, tenderly, and expertly as he caressed, sucked, and slurped my cock. He pulled back, releasing my dick with a barely audible pop.

He led me away to an adjacent bedroom to more polite applause. I watched my straining cock bob as I walked.

No doubt I looked apprehensive, in spite of the expert suck off. I got some reassurance from my new owner, who sat next to me on the bed. Putting his hand on my cock, he leaned in close.

“Just relax. It won’t hurt if you don’t resist. Really.” Then he took my head in both hands and kissed me on the mouth. His tongue, which had just been massaging my dick, probed deep as he continued to stroke my cock.

So, kissing a man. What was that like? His lips were hard, and his beard bristled against my shaved face. I held back my initial reaction to push away. I concentrated on the feeling in my throbbing penis and his expert hand job.

Pushing me back on the bed, he deftly rolled a condom on my cock, slathered it with lube, and climbed on me.

 

Word count: 6,100

Price: $2.99

Available at: Amazon, Carnal Pleasures, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, A1EroticEbooks, iTunes, Taboo Reading, Excitica Amazon UK, Google Play, Kobo, Lulu, Carnaltopia, Kinky Literature

The sequel, The Glory Hole Shebang, picks up at the club’s next gay orgy (in an about-to-be-demolished interstate rest area!). Buy it on Amazon (listed as Welcome to the Club II).

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The XXX Weekends, WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

13 Saturday May 2017

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KC CAVE - The XXX Weekends JPG smallJunie placed her curled fist in Melanie’s outstretched hand. “Remember your promise?” Junie whispered. Tendrils of arousal blossomed in the pit of Melanie’s belly. Melanie had her price, though: She wanted a weekend alone with Michael, Junie’s caged husband. And Junie had her requirement: Melanie must sleep with her black bull to prepare her for the women’s XXX weekend in D.C., where they would celebrate the legalization of gay marriage on a pretend honeymoon. [MF, FF, romantic, fisting, squirting, interracial, big black cock, cuckold]

E-Read Erotica Reviews: Creatively hot, oozing with sexual tension and desire, this book is a masterfully written slice of pure, seething desire and lesbian lust….Not to be missed, and an incredible entry in this red-hot series.

Excerpt:

“So, how is this going to work? Will this be a threesome?”

“Gosh, no, Melanie. Gordon detests Michael. The cuckolded husband and all that. Gordon will be out of town most of that weekend. We worked it out. He’ll meet you at a bar Sunday afternoon. He’ll buy you a drink. I can comfortably predict he’ll seduce you. If it makes you more comfortable, you can take him to my place. Michael will be there. That should up the comfort level for you.”

“What about you?”

Junie’s faced turned quizzical. “Me?”

“Don’t you want to be there? To watch your black lover, you know, stretch me?”

“Heavens no, dear. Why would I want to do that? Anyway, I’ll be away that weekend.”
Lunch arrived, and the women’s conversation turned to politics. Earlier that day, the Supreme Court had ruled that gay marriage is legal in every state.

“It makes me so happy to see lesbians walking down the street hand-in-hand, smooching in bars, dancing in clubs,” Junie said as the table was cleared.

“I know two couples who are getting ready to tie the knot.”

“It’s made me think about our weekend.”

“Weekend?”

“If you get Michael for a weekend, it’s only fair that I get you for a weekend, right?”

“Sure. What are your plans?”

“Gay marriage is in the air. Can’t you smell it?” Junie grinned.

“What in the world are you leading up to?”

“You’re going to be my wife, Melanie. For two whole glorious days. We’re going to go on our honeymoon. We’re going to parade around town, arm in arm, holding each other tight, smooching and cooing.”

Melanie stiffened. “I am not a lesbian.”

“No! Neither am I! We’ll pretend! It’ll be fun.”

“Junie, I can’t strut around Boston…”

“I didn’t say here.”

“Where?”

“In D.C. I’ll be at a conference at the Library of Congress that ends Friday at five. I’ll pick you up at Union Station at six forty-five. I’ve got reservations at a great little boutique hotel just off Dupont Circle.”

“I see.”

“Think of it. Two hot chicks dressed to kill, hanging off each other. D.C. is so straight-laced and self-important. We’ll stand out, but in a nice way. We’ll make a splash wherever we go. People will nudge each other and say, Look at those hot lesbians! On Saturday, I’ve got tickets for the ballet at the Kennedy Center. I’ll buy you a drink at intermission. Well, actually, the whole weekend is on me.”

“Then back to our room for the main event?”

Junie smiled. “One of the main events. You don’t know this about me, but I need sex every day. If I don’t have a man, I have to … you know. My sex drive just doesn’t let up. If I go more than twelve hours without an orgasm, I get snappish and moody.” Her eyes lit up. “I want to find out if sleeping a woman will be as satisfying as sleeping with a man. I think so, but I want to know for sure. Think about it, Melanie. After a weekend of sleeping with Michael, topped off by an afternoon with my bull, wouldn’t you like to find out if sleeping with me is enough? Melanie?”

Melanie had closed her eyes. Tendrils of arousal blossomed in the pit of her belly. Heat spread across her chest and down her softly sloped stomach. Warmth flooded her abdomen, soaking her panties.

Before she could say anything, the waiter arrived with the bill.

“How exciting is it, Melanie? Tell me.”

“I’m soaked.”

Junie craned her neck to survey the dining room and leaned back in her chair. “Go to the ladies room. I’ll follow in two minutes.”

“Junie!”

“We can do this. I know this place. The handicapped stall. Take off those wet panties and wait for me. Don’t argue. Go.”

Melanie started to say something, but stopped. Without a glance toward Junie, she picked up her purse and walked to the ladies room.

Junie checked her phone for messages, found none, and followed her.

Heat level: Scorching!

Word count: 6,449

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Sex doll brothel opens in Barcelona (and then closes)

16 Thursday Mar 2017

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First the good news: A “brothel” featuring flexible and nubile sex dolls instead of actual women opened in Barcelona recently. The faux whore house is staffed by four life-sized and “thoroughly sanitized” faux women (each equipped with three orifices; don’t make me spell it out for you), RT reported last month (Come on, Barbie, let’s go party: Europe’s first sex doll brothel opens in Barcelona, Feb. 27). What’s good about it is this: The dolls presumably aren’t the victims of sex trafficking.

The bad: In a follow-up, the website reported that the brothel was forced to move after it lost its lease (Europe’s first sex doll brothel forced to close its doors, March 16). It’s only telling existing customers the new location, at least for now.

For 80 euros an hour, customers get a candlelit private room where they can commune (masturbate) with the doll of their choice while watching porn.

“The creators of the brothel claim that being with one of their dolls is even better than sex with a real human, stating on their website that: ‘These sex dolls will make the experience more pleasurable, exciting and erotic,’” RT reported. Maybe it’s because the dolls don’t talk or watch the clock.

Why not? I hope sex doll brothels proliferate. If it catches on in North America (RT noted that sex doll brothels have opened in China and Japan), it could revitalize America’s declining shopping malls. Think of it: A new fun activity for our nation’s hordes of over-sexed teenage boys (and their fathers)! The mind boggles.

With all this news about sex dolls, I can’t help but plug my sex doll erotica, Sex Machine. Alas, no brothel in my fictional account of a robot programmed to fornicate like Alison, my hero (a champion fornicator). But it’s chock full of explicit sex and is a good story to masturbate to—and only $2.99 (not 80 euros). Maybe I’ll work the brothel angle into the sequel.

 

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