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lesbiansGosh, my first TMI Tuesday. I’m supposed to post the questions below to my blog and answer them. I looked at other TMI Tuesday posts and everyone’s so damn hetero! So this may be awkward.

1. Sex. What are your areas of expertise?

I love women! They’re so soft and sexy and curvy and intricate! And beautiful! I love to kiss! Women have such soft lips. The arc of arousal with women is sublime, slow (compared to men) and relentless. Two women can fuck all day (or night, or both). More specifically: Eating pussy, natch. I close my eyes, get immersed in the aroma and pretend it’s mine! Then there’s outdoor, public sex. Masturbation is easiest with my trusty butterfly and remote. There’s an inherent tension between the building orgasm and not showing my sexual excitement that’s delicious. Parks and shopping malls are great! For outdoor sex with a lover, we usually head for the woods. I love outdoor nudity, but I’m not fond of getting arrested. So we are discrete. But in a secluded spot, my clothes come off and on my back, the warm sun on my breasts, writhing as I’m brought to orgasm! Finally, anal. My asshole is my turbo button! The older I get, the more I enjoy anal stimulation and penetration. I pride myself on my success in introducing anal sex into my lovers’ repertoires.

2. How long have you been having sex?

Started at twelve, so I just passed the thirty-year mark! That would be for penetrative sex (I am not a gold star lesbian). More like thirty-three years of masturbating.

3. What time of day do you prefer to have sex?
a. morning
b. afternoon
c. night

All of the above. I’m a fuck junkie! Anytime is the right time. If I go for more than a day without an orgasm, I get grouchy. Sorry, not to brag, but I have a very high sex drive.

4. Do you charge for sex? Money or some other means of payment?

I have never worked as a prostitute. The fantasy can be glamorous and titillating. The reality is grim. Like most women, I have traded blow jobs and fucks for dinner and a movie, too many times to count.

5. How long does your average sexual encounter last?

Two hours just to warm up when I’m with another woman, so three or four hours is about right. Masturbating, not quite as long, usually two hours. If I don’t have a lot of time, I use a vibrator and can get off in ten minutes or less. But that’s the exception.

6. Do you have a safe word?


Bonus: Ever had sex so good you broke things or something?

Broke a pair of eyeglasses once. I told him not to tickle me. Poor guy. I sucked his cock to make him feel better. Well, I would have fucked him, anyway. We were nude in bed and horsing around.