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Caitlin over at Love Sex and Marriage is fed up (bad pun) with everything she’s read about how to perform cunnilingus. “From Men’s Health to Maxim, every single article I read was full of shit and useless information, at least if you are anything other than a 15 year old boy,” she fumed in her recent post on how to eat pussy. It’s an interesting screed, passionately written and worth a read.

Her main points:

1. Every woman’s pussy is different. Different things feel good to different pussies.

2. Forget what you see in porn. It’s being done for the camera, not the woman.

3. Experiment. Lick around the clit. Vary the pressure. Penetrate her.

4. Lick from top to bottom. Then back up.

5. Get your hands involved. Finger her pussy while you lick her clit. Massage her ass. Play with her nipples.

6. Take it slow and have fun.

It’s not rocket science. But it takes thought and consideration. The rewards? “Make her quiver and quake. Believe me, she’ll love it,” Caitlin promised.