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cropped-k-c-cave-come-again_small1.jpgIt’s August, and other than a police murder of an unarmed man, riots and gruesome government suppression in Missouri, not much is happening, news-wise. That’s the only thing that can explain this puzzling article in the Huffington Post, Lesbians are having more orgasms than straight women.

Not news. This is along the lines of “Government study reveals that increased consumption of food increases body weight” or something similarly obvious.

Even the article (about a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine) knows it’s obvious that women get women off better than (most) men. And, yes, men get men off better than most women.

The reason self-identified women had the highest orgasm rate among women (75 percent) is that “self-identified lesbian women are more comfortable and familiar with the female body and thus, on average, are better able to induce orgasm in their female partners.”

That 75 percent rate sounds low to me, but, you know, I’m not an academic. It would have been interesting if the study included masturbation.

I’m 100 percent in that department. The only reason I don’t come from jilling off is if I get a friggin’ charlie horse or the smoke detector goes off.

Ah, August…